[Wash, on the other hand, makes waves on purpose and sees no reason to stay with a name everyone knows is terrible.]

So pick something new and get it changed.

[Oh, no. Oh, Yuuri. Oh, no. Wash just sighs.]

Yuuri, that's like someone calling you a monkey person. It doesn't matter how important the person part is - it still sucks.

Robotican. It's not that hard.