Bringing Back a Classic

[unrecovered]

[He's been thinking about teaching this game to Legion World at large; he figures that other Freelancers will pick up on what he's going for and everyone will figure it out from there.]

Five weird things the press or fans have said to you. Go.

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[walkingballpit]

My dream sentient.

[walkingballpit]

Just look them dead in the eye and say "He doesn't wear any."

It's what I do when people ask me about yours.

[ For the record, he's lying stone-faced. ]

[sir_vancelot]

[There's a moment where Vance definitely chokes a bit on air. And is obviously glad that he's not drinking anything because that would just be messy.]

You don't...do people actually ask you that?

[walkingballpit]

[ He's doubling down, because - really, now that he's thinking about it, he can't be sure it didn't come up back in the days of tv and press junkets. Tiger Beat wasn't shy about their questions. ]

Do you really have to ask?

[sir_vancelot]

[To be honest, there's only one thing he can say to that--]

Damn it, Robbie.

[He'll laugh about it. Later.]

[walkingballpit]

Language, Mr. Astrovik. I do declare, I have delicate ears.

[ Robbie is laughing about it now, because he can. ]

[sir_vancelot]

I'd be more worried about that if it weren't for being on the same team with Kaine.

[deafleppard]

Do fans in this universe count?

[unrecovered]

I'm going to regret asking this, but: what does "keeping things legal" in a relationship mean?

[unrecovered]

I think you'd have a hard time finding someone who does miss it.

MREs.

[unrecovered]

So you're either brand new or a ninja.

[thedreamisdead]

Generally speaking? Don't hit each other. Don't marry more than one person unless you have a religious exception. Don't assume your spouse has a 'duty' to sleep with you. Don't hide evidence of a crime just because they're your significant other, withholding evidence is a crime no matter your relationship's status.

With this, though, I was more thinking "Don't profit off the image of a Judge". That's illegal. So's jimping, Judge Impersonating. So long as they don't dress like, pretend to be, or make money off of me, I'm fine with whatever. I'm not allowed to be in a relationship anyway, so it's all in the realm of fantasy as far as I'm concerned. And dreaming isn't illegal.

[She offers a small smile.]

We don't have enough psis to police dreams, anyway.

[wallsofjericho]

I'm not a ninja, so that only leaves one option.

Is it that bad?

[headinjuries]

I mean it in the nicest way possible when I say please get out of my life, Grif.

[headinjuries]

Well, mine's black, but I dunno if that even makes a difference, because all I've been able to figure out about colors for some species is it's weird and it works different.

[walkingballpit]

Sorry about that. I went with the majority color in the name of a more streamlined joke.

I'm pretty sure they can work miracles with science now. Like if I wanted blue hair and orange eyes, I'm thinking they could make it happen.

[unrecovered]

That's what I was going for, since a lot of us don't have fans back home.

[unrecovered]

So for those who missed LegionCon...

[He twirls his finger in a go on sort of method. Recap, Pidge.]

[whyarewehere]

I'm trying, I promise.

[gonebyebye]

Joe Franklin wanted to know how Elvis was, the Globe was convinced we had some sort of super diet, one of the Anons wanted to know what Kid Quantum's domme voice sounded like, one guy wanted to see if we could put him in touch with a ghost that possessed him, and a band wanted us to do stage lighting.

[headinjuries]

Your costume is kinda eyeblinding enough already, dude.

[walkingballpit]

My costume's a classic. I'm thinking about adding some red, though. The blue and orange look great, but I'm just not getting that 'all eyes on me' feeling anymore.

[headinjuries]

All you're missing is a cape.

[ No offense, Vance, but he'll never stop finding capes a little bit gaudy. ]

[walkingballpit]

The cape'd mess with the physics of it too much.

[ Grinning, he takes a not subtle shot at Vance. ]

I'll leave the capes to those who can telekinetically position it so that the cape always looks like it's blowing in the breeze, uncovering their best assets.

[sir_vancelot]

Or we could just leave my "assets" out of this.