Let's go steal...some sense of what's going on [Video/Intro]

[age_of_the_geek]

[The screen flickers, and on it appears a face. One that is extremely confused.]

So, I got a ton of questions. And I kinda think I don't like the answer, because I'm like really sure that this is like, a fever dream or I'm poisoned. Because before I came into the Buck Rogers looking place, I was walking out of a business meeting.

[The camera shifts a bit, and the man dramatically waves his arms to emphasize the surroundings]

And then suddenly there's flying cars and crazy stuff like that, and everyone's speaking a language I sure as hell don't know. And then these weird little dudes find me and stick a thing in my hear, so that I now do understand everything, and I get the spiel on this group called the Legion of Superheroes that I join because I like what I'm hearing

So, yeah. My name is Alec Hardison. But call me Hardison. Or...I dunno, I came up with a code name. Would I use that instead? Like, what's the etiquette to superheroes when the heroes are also cops too?

So yeah. Hardison. Or Datastream. Whatever.

Also, anyone whose good with the really damn insane tech I will be your padawan because holy crap the tech!

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[leverageintceo]

I did very specifically say 'dibs'.

[She might be kidding. But then it is Parker.]

Nothing. Everyone who's gone home and come back has reported that they returned to the exact moment they left. So you won't miss any of your raids, and you-know-who won't assume we've been abducted and punch his way through every enemy we've ever made trying to find us.

[age_of_the_geek]

Wow. That...I guess that's both reassuring and kinda sad. If we ever get sent back, we'll have this crazy ass shared thing, but...no Nate, no Sophie, no Eliot. That's just...ugh.

And you know he would, Babe. Eliots good to us like that.

[leverageintceo]

Assuming one of us doesn't get yoinked back before the other one does. Which has happened. The guy I escaped into the vents with when I got here isn't around anymore, and it's not because he retired or died or got kidnapped for human experimentation.

Which doesn't happen on Legion World, no matter what the people on the space internet say.