volving: (bring it on)
Cassandra Cain ([personal profile] volving) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-01-16 06:00 pm

[video] It's how she says hello

[ Cass is still not sure how she feels about being so far away from home, and the people she knows. True, she'd just moved to Bludhaven back home, but at least she could go visit easily, and call Babs if she needed help. Here, she is on her own.

Well, for now.

She decides to greet her new teammates with a video. She doesn't look like she could be much older than 17 or 18 at the most, and while she has the cowl of her new uniform pushed back so her face is visible, it seems to be all black, and there's the top of a potentially familiar logo on her chest. When she speaks, her voice is soft and her words are slow and deliberate. ]


Hello. I'm Batg--. [ a beat, and she squares her shoulders slightly ] I am Batman.

[ Most likely no one expected to learn that Batman was a small asian teenage girl. ]

Where can I find the... training room?
ringslinging: when you have to ask to resend the nude pics. (it really ruins the moment)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2017-01-17 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
In our time? Yes, they're important. Here, not so much. Apparently, everyone stopped caring somewhere in the last thousand years. Legionnaire identities are a matter of public record.

...well, I should say Earth stopped caring, because the rest of the universe was already in front of that.
ringslinging: work with me, babe. (it's not easy to sexualize brunch.)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2017-01-17 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hal Jordan. Or sometimes much less flattering things, depending on who's talking about me.
ringslinging: only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. i couldn't bring myself to bust that party. (i just followed up on a noise complaint.)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2017-01-17 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Right. One of them, anyway.

[ And since Kyle changed colors and became Space Jesus, they've managed to avoid any confusion with that so far, but if any of the rest show up, he is ready and willing to defend his title in an arm wrestling match. ]
ringslinging: like batman and sex. (i can taunt you with whatever i want.)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2017-01-19 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
And probably much happier not knowing what he says in them.
ringslinging: i think i really have this valentine's day thing down (i'm gonna watch porn and nap.)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2017-01-22 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Efficient, right down to business. Exactly what I'd expect from you Batfolks.

[ Not his style at all, really, but hey, it works for them. He can respect that. ]
ringslinging: (i wish my penis had an off switch)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2017-01-30 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
If Spooky's the one taking notes, I can believe it.

[ The man is nothing if not meticulous. ]