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[Brainy looks faintly embarrassed as he greets everyone.]
This is a warning for all Legion World staff. The Roboticans brought an infant AI to me this morning because the errors in the child's programming were threatening their chances of survival.
And I...may have made a slight miscalculation on how much security I needed around their digital containment, so they've gotten loose in the ship's systems. They seem to have taken a liking to the current holiday celebrations and are forcing people together under tringlesprigs with forcefields to partake of the usual tradition.
Several Legion World staff have reported several incidents and say that once they engaged in one of the customary forms of affection, L-dash-44635/T series let them go.
The child is harmless. I've managed to block all systems that would allow them to cause actual damage to anyone or the ship and I just have to track them down and contain them. I just wanted to make it clear that if anyone of you are caught in one of their pranks, there's no need for alarm.
This is a warning for all Legion World staff. The Roboticans brought an infant AI to me this morning because the errors in the child's programming were threatening their chances of survival.
And I...may have made a slight miscalculation on how much security I needed around their digital containment, so they've gotten loose in the ship's systems. They seem to have taken a liking to the current holiday celebrations and are forcing people together under tringlesprigs with forcefields to partake of the usual tradition.
Several Legion World staff have reported several incidents and say that once they engaged in one of the customary forms of affection, L-dash-44635/T series let them go.
The child is harmless. I've managed to block all systems that would allow them to cause actual damage to anyone or the ship and I just have to track them down and contain them. I just wanted to make it clear that if anyone of you are caught in one of their pranks, there's no need for alarm.
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[ He sounds so calm, at first. Brace yourself for yelling. ]
SOME OF US DON'T KNOW WHAT TINGLESPRIG IS.
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[He's helpful!]
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I still don't know what a tinglesprig is. Or a baby AIs.
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[Barry blurs through Legion World, looking for any pairs who were unlucky enough to get caught in the forcefields. Once he does, he takes a quick picture of a decoration that very definitely looks like something that would be called tringlesprig.]
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Thanks?
[ He means it, but he's also exasperated - so it mostly sounds confused. ]
You know you stomped all over my lines, right?
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You because you wanted to know, and Brainy because he's trying to track down a missing kid, and if it was me in his place I wouldn't want to be distracted by questions if someone else could answer them.
[It's not said accusingly, just said as a matter of fact. It might be different if the AI was in any danger, but that certainly isn't the case right now.]
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Two, I don't know if you've heard six or seven times yet, but his brain is bigger than the entire brain power of Earth cubed, or whatever, so he's the kind of genius who can use two separate devices at the same time to do two different things while computing, I don't know, transwarp equations in his head. I made that up.
And three, I trust him to not waste time making this post until he's gotten a handle on the situation.
[ He doesn't offer much to clarify that, if he doesn't have to, but Robbie firmly believes that Brainy wouldn't stick his head out of the lab if the enfant terrible wasn't safe (or if they weren't safe from it).
Robbie shrugs. ]
Besides, I know he's going to ignore me. I think he has my omnicom blocked.
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[They don't call them Jeffries tubes because this isn't Star Trek, but if it was, that'd definitely be a Jeffries tube he's slowly flying through. Occasionally he snags the rung of a ladder or rail to swing into other tunnels.]
The AI can break through most digital firewalls, so I'm hitting the manual cutoffs on some of the ship's networks and wireless broadcasters.
[Translation: he's turning off the router for a bit and everyone's going to have to suck it up and not whine about the wifi going down.]
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You always hog all the fun stuff.
[ Don't let him in those tubes unless it's okay to momentarily flood them with bubbles. ]
Also, if you haven't shut down the the signal yet: it was a JOKE. I'm scheduling a presentation on humor. Dare I call it a symposium? Maybe if I make some holo-slides.
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[ Valorday = nondenominational space future christmas, tringlesprig must = mistletoe. ]
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