[video] RE: The Labs

[googledox]

[Here's that green guy Kid Quantum had introduced. Apparently, he has more to say himself about what he specifically has to offer them. His expression is almost long-suffering, as if he's annoyed at yet one more interruption to his work. Or maybe it's their sheer existence that bothers him -- because now he has to worry about safely getting them home.]

My name is Brainiac 5. Kid Quantum has elected to inform me that I should make it clear that you can avail yourself of certain resources on the ship.

To that end, I want to apprise you all of the fact that you are welcome in my -- [he pauses and inhales deeply through his nose, as if the next words are very hard to say] -- in the Science Labs if you're technologically inclined and would like a space to work on whatever projects you want to...fiddle around with.

Those who are not technologically-inclined should steer clear because there is very delicate and vital equipment that could potentially decohere every molecule in your bodies until you're a fine atmospheric mist.

[And on that pleasant note...]

For those of you that come from such primitive worlds that you don't know what a molecule is because no one's developed a body of knowledge on particle physics -- and for those of you that can't seem to manage the very basic motor functions of turning a vidscreen on -- I will be offering regular lessons on basic scientific principles and on pushing buttons in sequential order.

For those of you that are engineers, I will also be providing tutoring on how to engineer and manipulate technology in this era in a way that's actually effectual.

[He doesn't really seem to be trying to be offensive. There's definitely no malice in how he says these things. But offensiveness is just kind of just happening anyway.]

As the UP government is currently suffering from a surplus of incompetence at the moment, I will be the primary individual responsible for the research and development of technologies that can possibly get you home or to the dimension of your choosing. If any of you have particular expertise in the many sciences that are involved in interdimensional travel and quantum tethering, please contact me so that we can collaborate.

That is all.

[Charming, isn't he?]

[Video] Re: Support Staff

[pinball_wizard]

[Almost as if to counterbalance Brainiac 5, the somewhat heavyset young man who introduces himself next seems friendly and engaged.]

Don't mind Brainy too much, folks. He's been under some pressure lately. But he does have a soft, squishy center. We promise.

Anyways Chuck Taine here, codename Bouncing Boy. Like Kid Q said, in addition to regular Legion duties, I'm the support staff coordinator, and give piloting lessons. The former is largely because I started out as support staff, and the latter because one of my jobs during that period was, and still technically is, chief pilot. SO if you have any questions about either subject, I can assure you I do know what I'm talking about.

Even if you don't have questions, you can always feel free to talk to me. I like talking to new people, even if these aren't exactly the best circumstances for it.