[Rich resists the urge to facepalm. GJ Grif. He sure hopes the Legionnaires aren't thrown by this.]
Look, everything is real somewhere. Many-Worlds Theory, right? That means that there are universes where fictional people are real and universes where writers coincidentally wrote fiction that matched real people's lives in other universes.
Me and Donnie already figured out I was fiction in his universe. On account of me mentioning Spider-Man was my friend and everything.
This must be a world where something that's fiction in your world is real. Just like I'm fiction in Donnie's world and real in mine. [A pause.] And also real here.
obviously, Grif can canon puncture if you like
Look, everything is real somewhere. Many-Worlds Theory, right? That means that there are universes where fictional people are real and universes where writers coincidentally wrote fiction that matched real people's lives in other universes.
Me and Donnie already figured out I was fiction in his universe. On account of me mentioning Spider-Man was my friend and everything.
This must be a world where something that's fiction in your world is real. Just like I'm fiction in Donnie's world and real in mine. [A pause.] And also real here.