Does the evil time-traveler do birthday parties? Because I'd pay for him to do one of mine.

[ Like the first one. ]

That's got to put you on the map. Also, B? Saying the museum isn't all about you is still making it all about you if you were the first one.

I could paint myself red, white, and blue and call myself Captain America, but I'd be deluding myself if I tried to claim Captain America was about anybody else than Steve Rogers.