Okay, one, who cares how it looks? But two, and I know this kind of runs counter to my first point so shut up, are you telling me it wouldn't look cool as fuck to just walk out like no big deal and just fuckin' look at the guys and have them suddenly wimp out and give up? All the civilian bystanders watching on like wow who's that guy? He must be a badass given they pissed their pants and surrendered the moment he showed up. He is the coolest and I wanna have his weird alien hybrid babies.

[You can't see his face because of the spooning, but trust that he is making a dumb face to go along with the swooning fangirl voice.]