It's not exactly the same, I mean you have to take into account that some of my friends have insane powers even without being smug cape-wearing douchebags.

And besides, human heroes are all about righting social wrongs and helping out weaker people. Troll hero stories are more about kill counts and planets conquered and bullshit like that.

[He still kind of thinks that's awesome -- being super powerful, amazing in a fight, respected by fellow soldiers.]

I didn't tell them yes yet, but let's face it, I'm going to. What the hell else am I supposed to do, sit around the space lounge with my prong up my ass waiting for everyone to come back from adventures?