"Cool" translates properly, and even if it didn't, I know English and I've spent some time in the 21st century. According what was very liberally called news, my eyebrows were "fleek" and my attitude was perceived to be very "extra."

[He says all this with great amusement -- and some slight derision -- as he kicks around his lab in his hover chair, still working as he talks.]

You're wasting your time. I'm not whoever this Ben Franklin is. (I'm assuming a scientifically-inclined historical figure?) When it comes to getting me out of the lab to have "fun," more conniving sentients than you have made the attempt -- and failed.

But if you enjoy a completely impossible challenge, by all means, try.