[ Robbie's laughing through it, but the thought of reality tv having taken over hundreds of channels makes him nauseous and pale. ]

Reality television. I'd rather make a fool of myself for the rest of my life, even if it's all spent here, than support reality ever again. That includes watching it.

[ He shouldn't be this upset about it, but Robbie would have preferred to continue thinking that things could be better in the future. A thousand years, nothing's better. ]

I don't care if my jokes suck from here to ... whatever the farthest quadrant is. Wow, I am so bad at space stuff.