That would be taking it far too easy on you. You're going to have to learn it the hard way like everyone else: by watching lots of terrible television and reading reams of pointless falsified trivia about celebrities.

Seeing as there are hundreds of channels devoted to reality television alone, you really should get started. Never mind your Legionnaire classes, or superheroism, or saving the multiverse, it's imperative that you learn the names of all twenty-six of the Piquancy Sisters.

[There's All Spice, and Paprika, and Coriandar...]