[ He's not touching the cannibalism, because...well. It was a hell of a mission for both of them, Sam's not about to judge. ]

Hey, there's no way we can get into any more trouble here than my little sister.

[ He's totally used to being a ~chaperone~. Except this time he's pretty sure they won't blow any holes in any walls, so he's already doing better. ]

I'm in the common room on level fifteen. Not planning on going anywhere for a while, so that should be fine.