[The illusion of being a green humanoid explodes in a shimmer that looks like dust falling off him and he's himself again.]

I do have an awful lot of friends, that's true. I know everybody.

[He does. Already. Not technically everyone, because it's a big ship, but by now he's charmed lots of people into being friendly acquaintances, from the nurses in Medbay to the Cafeteria workers (who slip him extra pastries whenever he has a craving) to even the sanitation techs. His experience is that it always pays to know some people.]

Don't worry, though, we've got better things to do than pick fights with strangers.