Yeah, 'cause thinking I'm his dad is all presumptive and disrespectful to his real dad. But anyone thinking I'm his big brother is fine 'cause that's just like a mentor thing and he don't even have a big brother that'd get pissed over it.

Seeing as he don't have a big bro and seeing as he's my mini-me, that means I got big bro first dibs before anyone else does.