I was probably reformed by something cosmic out of stray molecules or something.

God is God.

[He flails slightly]

God can't exist in a universe where there are cosmic death engines and universes where death died and Lovecraftian monsters just --

[It bothers him. After everything he's seen.]

How's there a God that lets giant cosmic monsters eat whole planets? And lets monsters like Annihilus kill billions and billions and billions and billions?

And you're telling me you had a direct line to the big guy? Seriously? That he exists and you had a direct line to him. What the hell, Hal?