[ ... And Dipper says this like it's the most normal thing in the world. Like he didn't just describe something out of some nightmare. Geez, this was almost making his life seem normal. And that was...

Kind of liberating, actually. ]

... You know, for the longest time, I thought I had the strangest childhood in the world.

But I think you have me beat. And that says something, because my childhood involved a space tyrant on an exploding planet.