Y'think so? What are you supposed to be?

[Hah, usually that's such a rude question. These are strange times.]

If that's the case, I ought to be on all fours again already. Maybe the magic only reverses itself once every person's gotten through their own effect.

[Because what else is he supposed to experience? He's not going to go get a cup of coffee after this, he has zero reason to experience that much caffeine.]