[ Oh my god, that was so many years ago. So many. Of course Grif is still telling that story. ]
That wasn't even our fault, it was the Blues' tank! Sarge's quick thinking saved his life!
[ Granted, it was just good luck that Sarge had decided to turn Simmons into a cyborg so there were spare parts laying around, but it's still true.
...Simmons tries to avoid thinking about what unspeakable horror Grif has done to his poor, innocent organs over the years. Alas, poor pancreas. Simmons knew ye well. ]
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That wasn't even our fault, it was the Blues' tank! Sarge's quick thinking saved his life!
[ Granted, it was just good luck that Sarge had decided to turn Simmons into a cyborg so there were spare parts laying around, but it's still true.
...Simmons tries to avoid thinking about what unspeakable horror Grif has done to his poor, innocent organs over the years. Alas, poor pancreas. Simmons knew ye well. ]