[The call of pussy is always enough to attract Tucker, even if it strangely meant that Wash was somehow surrounded by all of it. Maybe if he had thought about it a little more critically, he could have seen the flaws of logic in this, could have smelled the wrongness of everything. Was Wash secretly a ladies man?
Maybe if he had listened to the meowing through the door and not thought it was girls trying to be sexy for him as a joke, he might have gone back to what he was doing: hitting on poor people who weren't interested.
Instead, he knocked. Because he was that nice at least. Give the girls time to get into sexy positions with sexy lingerie. Why would Wash be at a lingerie party? Who knoooows. He wasn't exactly trying to pick this puzzle apart.]
Action!
Maybe if he had listened to the meowing through the door and not thought it was girls trying to be sexy for him as a joke, he might have gone back to what he was doing: hitting on poor people who weren't interested.
Instead, he knocked. Because he was that nice at least. Give the girls time to get into sexy positions with sexy lingerie. Why would Wash be at a lingerie party? Who knoooows. He wasn't exactly trying to pick this puzzle apart.]