[ Robbie sighs, exasperated and hurt. This is pretty close to getting kicked in the teeth, as far as topics go. ]

Well, it's definitely what he said to me, and I think I would know. I was there. And then afterwards, I got hurt someone that I care about because I talked it over with one of my best friends, and he basically agreed it was kinder.

You see why I think you're bullshitting me. I mean, I don't get why you would - it's a lousy joke, and yours are usually at least funny. But Rich wouldn't go around telling people things were - that there even COULD have been things. That's just wrong.