captainbuzzkill: (118)
Dipper Pines ([personal profile] captainbuzzkill) wrote in [community profile] thelegion 2017-10-21 02:33 am (UTC)

America's not going to hurt me just because I trolled her as a joke. She may be a total control freak from a dystopian future that's even worse than one ruled by a time-controlling floating baby with laser eyes - which I didn't think was actually possible - but she cares enough to protect innocent people, try to save the multiverse, and to look out for everyone else on the team.

And even though she's bossy because of the laws back home, she doesn't try to actually enforce them if it'd be illegal here. That's why she's just lecturing us instead of trying to arrest us.

If she was trying to arrest us, Grif would already be in handcuffs because of a record chocolate snack cake bust - 120 kilos of Acapulco Brown.

So what's she going to do other than frown at me and keep lecturing?

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