[Total. Erectile. Dysfunction. Were those real words or something out of his nightmares? Lower libido seemed impossible; even halved, he'd just be on the same field as the normal person. But a dick that didn't work? That's like having a bottle opener when everything was just in cans.]

J-just because you use science blah blah words doesn't make it true, you know. My stuff works fine.

[Other than a little quick trigger.

The question made him think, and he...wasn't sure. He hadn't really thought of it before and fuck, what if it was true?! What if--

Nope. NOOOPE.]

I'm ALWAYS full of desire. You're just trying to psych me out.