[text] Self Improvement

[whyarewehere]

[ Grif, uncharacteristically, has left a text post instead of filming himself with the camera out of focus or too close to his face or with a thumb over the lens. Weird. At least the complete lack of capitalization isn't surprising.]

so how is everyone's training crap going?

just curious. no reason.

by the way, you know that thing the flash can do where he uses his speed powers to go through walls? total bullshit.

ps: some of you are new, and i want to know what your deal is. do we have anyone who shoots eye lasers yet? that would be awesome.

(OOC: This is dated to after the mission. Preemptively declaring I do not mind if you threadhop each other to talk about training or w/e as long as the other player involved is cool with it!)

Comments

[wherenoonegoes]

Let me guess: You tried to run through a wall?

[whyarewehere]

i did not.

[wherenoonegoes]

So you'd be willing to turn the video on and show me how not broken your nose is, then.

[whyarewehere]

nah, i don't feel like it. my face is fine by the way, thanks for being so concerned about it!

[wherenoonegoes]

Uh-huh. Grif, I hate to tell you this, but you're a terrible liar. Absolutely the worst.

[whyarewehere]

i will have you know, mr. viking, that i am an excellent liar. it's one of the things i do besides nothing.

[wherenoonegoes]

So, basically, you're saying I can't take anything you say at face value.

[whyarewehere]

what i'm saying is shut up.

[wherenoonegoes]

Not exactly something I'm known for doing. Trust me, there are many people who would be extremely happy that telling me to shut up actually worked, but unfortunately for them and you, it doesn't.

[whyarewehere]

alright fine, if you're just going to keep running your mouth, tell me how your stupid superpower training is going.

[wherenoonegoes]

Decently. Haven't gotten molding metal into shapes yet, but moving it and bending it is going okay.

[whyarewehere]

i'm so proud of you, hiccup. you're well on your way to a career as a junkyard artist! maybe someday you'll be able to make one of those animatronic t-rexes that breathes fire and shit at monster truck rallies!

[wherenoonegoes]

Grif, I used to be an apprentice blacksmith back home. I could do all that already. Except the T-rex thing, because we don't have engines. Or know what T-Rexes look like.

I mean, I do now, of course, but paleontology's not a thing on Berk.

[whyarewehere]

you should do it. see if people would buy it. make some cash. bad taste knows no decade!

[wherenoonegoes]

Should I take that as a suggestion to do a sculpture of you, then?

[whyarewehere]

you're hilarious.
stick to the junk sculptures, not comedy.

[wherenoonegoes]

No, no, I'm starting to like this idea. But first I need to know what shape your nose is in. Did it get pushed to left? The right? Or did it just crumple inwards?

[whyarewehere]

my nose is fine!!!

[wherenoonegoes]

Not according to that video Chuck posted.

Help me out here Grif. How am I supposed to make a proper work of art with you stifling my creativity like this?

[whyarewehere]

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