[He chuckled, opening his mouth to respond to Dick's comment, but the channel flicks over to private before he can. Dick offers his piece of advice, and Garrus blinks.]

Excuse me?

[Slowly amusement chases the confusion off his face.]

Look, if you're talking about the title card, that ... that's not real. I'm not sure how they cobbled it together, but if something like that had happened, I'm fairly certain I'd remember it.