[video] after the plot (cw: talk of robot suicide in comments)

[orbislife]

[ Given recent events, seeing Zenyatta on the screen may or may not be welcomed. He sits in lotus position with his hands folded in front of him. His mala spins quickly before he takes a deep, calming breath. The orbs slow. ]

Greetings, fellow Legionnaires. I am Zenyatta... just Zenyatta for now. I could not think of another name for myself.

I understand that have joined after a difficult time, so I would like to offer my aid. My biome is open to anyone who seeks some peace, a place for meditation and reflection, or simply to visit. It is far too big for a single omnic and his houseplant roommates, but we are all good listeners.

[ He chuckles. A life of wandering doesn't lead to many chances to take of plants. He'll probably end up helping in the farm biome in the near future. For now, he's indulging his green thumb in this manner.

And yes, Zenyatta is the kind to talk to his plants. ]

While this is unrelated to my previous offer, is there anyone who knows this place well? It would be easy to get lost in a place as large as this.

[ He's actually not all that worried about becoming lost. Zenyatta could easily wander and explore by himself, but he hopes someone would like to show him around. Let's become friends! ]

Comments

[muroieda]

Oh, I don't mind him bein' on the same team, mate. Plenty of use for a bot on the fritz for Legion, desperate enough ta include wanted men on their roster.

He can just be on the team far, far away from me and what's mine.

Big ship, after all.

[legionnpcs]

Just keep in mind who's going to be wearing the handcuffs if Zenyatta winds up dead.

[araignee_du_soir]

[Now this had been very interesting to watch unfold. Note to self: Junkrat has set himself up as a potential patsy if potential plans with the omnic fail.

The junker was useful in many ways.]

[muroieda]

[And after all he's done for you.]

[araignee_du_soir]

[Talon's gotta Talon.]

[muroieda]

[...squinting.]

There are a lot more ways ta die around here than by my hand.

[legionnpcs]

Then it's in your best interests to keep him alive then, isn't it?

[Like the Legion would really arrest him if Zenyatta was obviously killed by someone else. But Umbra's a firm believer in being insufferable. It worked when she was the religious leader of her world (up until they shipped her off to join the Legion because she was a pain) and it worked when she joined the Legion (when people would listen to her).]

[muroieda]

Wh--

[His brows knit into his squinting.]

That's not how murder convictions work! That's not even how reckless manslaughter convictions work!! If it did, every Leiggo that was ever five minutes late, or screwed up, or had somehin' happen out of their control--everyone on this bloody ship would all be sentenced ta life imprisonment!

I grew up in a lawless wasteland [not entirely true] and even I know this.