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thelegion2017-07-17 07:16 pm
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[This isn't the first time there's been a video post on Legion's network made by a rabbit, but it is the first time the rabbit making it is six feet tall, with an accent thick enough to cut with a knoife.]
G'day, mates. I'm the Easter Bunny.
[This would be the place to insert a punchline, if this were a joke. Bunny does not insert one. Actually, by his smug smile, he seems pretty proud of the title.]
I'm gonna need to get down to Earth sooner rather than later. Gettin' dragged out here did away with most've my powers, and I need to get down to a real bush to figure out what I've still got. Who's headed planetside when?
G'day, mates. I'm the Easter Bunny.
[This would be the place to insert a punchline, if this were a joke. Bunny does not insert one. Actually, by his smug smile, he seems pretty proud of the title.]
I'm gonna need to get down to Earth sooner rather than later. Gettin' dragged out here did away with most've my powers, and I need to get down to a real bush to figure out what I've still got. Who's headed planetside when?
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[ But it is ridiculous story book kid shit, and Grif just can't. ]
Can you run that last one by me again, you know. Dead serious?
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[He says it with deliberate slowness, unable to resist the urge to brag. Even if it does sound like bedside gossamer to Grif, it was among the most serious moments of his life. So it's easy to grin over the victory.]
Stonkered 'im too. Twice, even. Along with loads a' smaller evils, before Jack even came around. And after Jack did, we took down Old Man Winter, too.
[He has to add it on. It still barely seems possible, and feels less real out here, where the change in the belonging of the seasons doesn't subtly whisper to him of a new rightness in the world.]
Serious enough for ya, mate?
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To fight the boogeyman.
Oh my god.
[ Why is this his life? Why are these the things that appear in his life? ]
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Someone has to.
[He has to think for a moment, how to get this across to an adult, and a non-believer. He has to impress some seriousness onto Grif before ribbing can be fun to get back to, only because he hasn't grasped that Grif is from a world so far removed from his that the possibility of the fantastic and child friendly being real is too absurd to even approach reality.]
Y'ever think back on yer childhood fears, the ones you don't believe are real anymore? The ones you can believe aren't real?
Yeah, you're welcome for that.
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I don't think we have you guys where I come from, dude.
[ Nailed it. ]