Parker (
leverageintceo) wrote in
thelegion2017-06-16 11:06 pm
Sticky, Sticky Fingers [post-Time Ripples]
[ The image on the screen is not of any member of the Legion. Instead, it is of what looks like a smallish rummage sale of things meant to fit into pockets. ]
If anyone's misplaced anything during the weird slide-y timeline situation, there's a bunch of stuff here on the Observation Deck now.
[ What crazy random happenstance, the professional thief has found missing items! You might want to come claim anything that's yours before it gets really rummage sale.
Or maybe not, if the item you've misplaced is embarrassing. And there are a surprising number of embarrassing things in the hoard on display. ]
If anyone's misplaced anything during the weird slide-y timeline situation, there's a bunch of stuff here on the Observation Deck now.
[ What crazy random happenstance, the professional thief has found missing items! You might want to come claim anything that's yours before it gets really rummage sale.
Or maybe not, if the item you've misplaced is embarrassing. And there are a surprising number of embarrassing things in the hoard on display. ]

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But he tsks his tongue against his teeth and points at the armguard with a disapproving look, before putting it down and signing. ]
There are four throwing stars, Parker.
[ ... yes he's actually disappointed she did not manage to snag the entire set. ]
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I was wondering where that had gotten to. You grabbed one of my Wingdings when I was running around as a kid again. Didn't miss it at the time. Probably would have next fight.
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I had been wondering where these got to. Actually, I'm a little surprised that they're still here, since they came with my younger self.
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One was enough. I don't know how to do throwing stars.
[ She probably means "use" rather than "do", but "I don't know how to do that" is a sentence she's already memorized. She also repeats the sign Joey used for 'throwing stars' since it's probably a useful one to add to her vocabulary. ]
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Do you want to learn? If you have a good eye, it won't take long. It's even quicker with two.
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[Okay, Dick was using throwing weapons before he ever met Roy, but nobody else really needs to know that.]
[Action]
[ The look Parker gives Vance probably isn't one he's gotten from her before. She's reviewed some of the omnicom footage already, and there are some signs in certain entries that she recognizes from her own past. It's not open empathy, because that's not how Parker rolls, but it is extended eye-contact and a you've-been-through-some-shit nod. ]
I hope losing them didn't upset you too much.
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Yes. Maybe fun?
[ Fifty-fifty whether Hardison reacts with "well, that's cool" or "because you weren't already terrifying enough". Eliot's probably just going to sigh and remind her to stay away from his "good knives". ]
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[A few people know about his past. A few more, like Parker, can probably make some inferences from what was on the comms and what some others said as well. He takes the eye contact and nod in stride, offering a nod of his own in return.]
Where did you end up spending most of your time? I seemed to mostly follow around on Robbie's heels.
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[ Like forks. Or the expensive piece of art that you just stole. ]
...I guess a bow and arrow make sense if you want to be really sure that most people can't actually use your weapon if you drop it, though.
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[Dick sits back, dancing a Wingding across his fingers.]
There is that. I mean, Roy knows how to use more weapons, but the bow and arrow is the one he's been using the longest.
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I mostly avoided everyone. I holed up in one of the buildings in my area of the Hab Deck a lot.
[ Not the pub. It had looked too lived-in, she'd thought someone might come through there. ]
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Yeah, I get that. I don't know how long I would have tried to avoid people if I hadn't been hurt. Still, it took a lot less time to heal here than it had back home.
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I think we can make it fun. I don't know if the training room will actually turn the floor into lava, but I do know it does a great mafia-owned warehouse sequence.
[video]
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[ None of that was signed, though Parker does finger-spell 'Steranko'. ]
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[ Parker shrugs. ]
I've never learned. My hitter can probably use one, but he's taken out a guy with an appetizer before so I just assume he can use just about anything as a weapon.
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[ She's mostly stolen unopened cans and boxes of cereal, built herself a pretty decent-sized stash before the timeline had normalized itself again. ]
[video]
Like this?
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I'm sorry I left things behind for you to deal with. I can take it off your hands.
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[ That sign is quick and sloppy, a reflex in response to a tricky name getting spelled. ]
Static grids aren't as fun as moving arrays. What's a Steranko, and is it something we need to fake?
[video]
[ It just sort of pops out of Parker's mouth. She doesn't intend for it to come out condescending, and she's actually completely sincere. Honest people who take her at her word when it comes to "misplaced" items are adorable by Parker's standards. ]
Feel free to swing by when you've got a moment. I figured I'd keep an eye on stuff for a couple days before I dumped it in the lost and found.
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We haven't met. I'm Parker, or 'Payback'. I run the Espionage Squad.
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We probably don't need to fake a Steranko. It's the toughest security system back where I'm from, not something here. But it learns and adapts, and it has four levels, ranging from 'passive lockdown' to 'hazmat containment breach'. It's only been defeated twice.
[ Parker's lips quirk. ]
And both those times were my crew, so I don't think anyone else is going to be breaking their way out.
Re: [video]
[For what it's worth, she things Parker's commenting on her aged-down version making bracelets in the first place.]
I can be down later today, after training.
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[Action]
I was a lot less prone to complaining about the food at that age. But it was still better than the family recipe for matzo ball soup.
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Oh, we need to fake a Steranko now. I want to see how I stack up against it, and I'm curious how my friend Dick would do as well. I think we could beat it, if we were allowed to work together.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who's curious - you basically challenged the entire Espionage Squad.
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Oh, I'm Jesse. People called me Street Angel back home so I guess that's who I am here too.
[video]
...Or there will be camera surveillance on it so we know who's been poking through the pile. One of the two.
I don't think we've been introduced. I'm Parker. I go by 'Payback' and I run the Espionage Squad.
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[ She cocks her head to the side, thinking. ]
We need a large space for it. It's a security system meant for a building, generally fairly large ones. The smaller the space it has you trapped in, the faster it can hunt you down.
Because it does hunt you. Cameras, door locks, scanners...plus security personnel.
I bet Brainy could whip something up, if he's got the time.
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But if you've got suggestions that I can fold into that, I'm interested. You never know when you'll need to buy yourself a little more time.
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[ Just wrecked havoc and destruction and vanished under the cover of chaos. There are upsides and downsides to being small in a big world. ]
I'm not sure I would have believed any notes from my future self telling me to try the blue fudge, but I guess it would have been disappointing to try it and then not be able to have it again for a decade or more.
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[ It's an interesting thing for people to call someone, especially a young person. ]
[video]
[She doesn't balk about having suveillance on her, because she knows she's not going to be doing anything worth surveying. Have fun with that, Parker.]