[Technically, this is not a lie, and she did choose shirts because they might have had to cut his off to treat the arm. Not to mention, if your nose is bleeding, your shirt is usually the clothing item that gets ruined. Source: Jane has gotten into a fight or six on the playground.]
Among other things.
[And then she dumps the entire lot into his lap, grinning.]
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[Technically, this is not a lie, and she did choose shirts because they might have had to cut his off to treat the arm. Not to mention, if your nose is bleeding, your shirt is usually the clothing item that gets ruined. Source: Jane has gotten into a fight or six on the playground.]
Among other things.
[And then she dumps the entire lot into his lap, grinning.]