[Pidge kind of prefers energy drinks. They come in little bottles you can swig so the terrible taste is over with as soon as possible. But she gladly takes the coffee, three packets of sugar and a healthy amount of cream.]

I can help you keep tabs on everyone's changes buuuuuut the kind of touch we need for the emotional baggage? Not really my wheelhouse.

[She just doesn't have the temperament or the experience to handle everyone's disturbances.]

...Maybe if I age 30 years the next time you turn around.