Frag grenade during a lockdown paint training exercise. [ He answers without missing a beat. ] Look I got an infopacket Delta and I put together that'll explain most of where you are and what's going on. I promise it's not bullshit because even for me this is really fucking elaborate.

Also I was kind of a vain self centered asshole and no prank is worth walking around looking like this- [ he gestures to his eye, the scarring, the baggage he's gotten used to having. ] just to say 'got you rookie'.