[Wash recoils in shock, nearly taking a step backwards. York is older, and his eye- what happened to his eye- and he's being nice-]
[This can't be real. None of this is real. This is some elaborate prank that they've all set up because they're not done hazing the rookie. At some point, everyone's going to pop out and make fun of him for his reaction, and he needs to not give them anything else to use against him.]
[Just a prank. A really, really elaborate one. Right.]
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[Wash recoils in shock, nearly taking a step backwards. York is older, and his eye- what happened to his eye- and he's being nice-]
[This can't be real. None of this is real. This is some elaborate prank that they've all set up because they're not done hazing the rookie. At some point, everyone's going to pop out and make fun of him for his reaction, and he needs to not give them anything else to use against him.]
[Just a prank. A really, really elaborate one. Right.]
[He stays where he is.]
...you're acting weird.