Oh, shit, right- your sister. Lindsay. We're bros too, but most people don't think it cuz she's. Well. The way she is. But it's nice to have a friend that gives exactly zero fucks and is as brutally honest as you can possibly get away with- and still laugh at all the terrible shit you go through.

[ Because, kidlet, there is so much terrible shit in your future. ]

Y'all make the grade together. It's pretty impressive when you work an op together, at least till shit starts going sideways. But that's a long boring story and I'm just glad you're okay. If. Bittified.