Au contraire, mon petit lapin! That's about 65% of the French I remember. Anyway, the she is a he, as far as I know, and friend isn't the word I would go for. I'd be more interested in "how do I make his discomfort worse?" and "is it possible to get itching powder inside a hydraulic suit of borderline-nuclear-powered armor?" This is the sort of information I need to take home with me.

You know. For science.

I thought about calling it a platekini, but it's not really that either. "Codpiece" didn't make the cut either, because I think that's only a frontal thing. And, hey, sometimes made of rabbit fur, which brings us full circle.