[Well, shit. Evidently pot and kettle isn't going to fly here...which, honestly, isn't going to stop Wash from trying it anyway.]

I'm also not the one so deep in denial he's in fucking Egypt.

Look, you've seen my psych profile. You know how much better I am compared to when I was in Freelancer. I've figured out who and what I am. You're still in the process, so as long as help's available, you might as well get some.