[Wow. Sometimes the truth hurts, and sometimes it's just kind of an emotional nuke.]
[But the sarcasm is closer to normal for Dave, and it's definitely something Wash has long since learned to deal with. For all that Dave isn't a Red or Blue, he sure acts like it sometimes. So Wash just arches an eyebrow and meets his gaze.]
Okay, one, everyone knows you're taken; two, you're like twelve; three, you just called me a concerned parent; and four, you're not my type.
[Hopefully that's not crossing a line. Hopefully.]
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[But the sarcasm is closer to normal for Dave, and it's definitely something Wash has long since learned to deal with. For all that Dave isn't a Red or Blue, he sure acts like it sometimes. So Wash just arches an eyebrow and meets his gaze.]
Okay, one, everyone knows you're taken; two, you're like twelve; three, you just called me a concerned parent; and four, you're not my type.
[Hopefully that's not crossing a line. Hopefully.]