[Holy fucking shit, Wash. Dave's face is burning, yet he lifts it regardless just to give Wash an incredulous look, somewhere between stunned and appreciative and amused and horrendously embarrassed.]
Christ, you don't hold back, huh? Keep it together, dude, no amount of charm is gonna make me swoon. I'm a happily taken man.
[The snark spills out even as some part of him cringes over it. No, bad self, that is a dumb thing to joke about immediately after worrying about looking like he has a crush or something. He knows this, and yet the words flow regardless. He's like a broken dam of poorly-timed comments. And god knows Rose would have a field day if she could hear him now, saying shit like that literally seconds after comparing the dude to a parental figure. Jesus.]
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Christ, you don't hold back, huh? Keep it together, dude, no amount of charm is gonna make me swoon. I'm a happily taken man.
[The snark spills out even as some part of him cringes over it. No, bad self, that is a dumb thing to joke about immediately after worrying about looking like he has a crush or something. He knows this, and yet the words flow regardless. He's like a broken dam of poorly-timed comments. And god knows Rose would have a field day if she could hear him now, saying shit like that literally seconds after comparing the dude to a parental figure. Jesus.]