[Well, she said please. So he graciously swaps to video, revealing a blonde teen wearing sunglasses and what looks like red pajamas with a cape.

Of course, that is about as obliging as he gets.]

What, is this one of those "make the person reevaluate the things they say by forcing them to reread it aloud" things? Because I stand by my observations, no amount of reading aloud is gonna make me feel bad about pointing out that you're obviously not Batman. Or making fun of Aquaman, if that's the part you're getting hung up on here.