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Robbie Baldwin ([personal profile] walkingballpit) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-12-07 01:23 pm

Locked away from the omnicom of Vance Astrovik.

[ Rob's broadcasting from Mount Wundagore, his portion of the habitat deck. He's unable to keep the doofy, dimples wide smile off his face. He's talking fast in his excitement. ]

Hola, Legionnaires! Before you continue watching this, look around and make sure Vance Astrovik, also known as Justice, Marvel Boy, and Supertights, is nowhere near you. I've spent a lot of time figuring out how to block him and don't want the surprise ruined. I'll wait.

[ Robbie pulls out loop of string that he specifically prepared for this occasion and plays cat's cradle for thirty seconds. ]

He gone? Good. If he was actually there and wants to know why he heard his name, tell him to buzz off or you'll tell everyone the punch bowl story.

Here's the deal. Vance made his section of the habitat the Crashpad. That's our old team's HQ. I'm losing you already - stay with me. We used to try and decorate for the winter hols there, hang out. All my best holidays were there, and I think he'd say the same. It was ... warm.

[ Robbie laughs and shakes his head. ]

Even when we didn't have heat.

So there's a huge holiday coming up in like a week. It's called Valor's Day.

[ Robbie puts on a weird looking Santa hat. What should be red is black with a star pattern, the white fur is now red and trimmed with a gold stripe. ]

I'm not saying it's the new Christmas, but I think it's safe to say there's some inspiration.

I know I keep talking about home, but right now, this is my home. And the Legion's my team, so you're all invited. It'll be at 15:00, on Valor's Day, and I'm sending you all the location of the Crashpad in the Habitat Deck.

[ He fiddles with the omnicom to attach a map to the transmission. ]

I don't have any reals plans - I'm going shopping for decorations tomorrow, but I've got no idea where to find Chanukah and Christmas chic. So I'm giving you all a second invitation - whatever life-affirming holiday you celebrate, even if I didn't mention it, bring something. Maybe it's special food, maybe it's a carol, maybe it's a piñata. I don't care, just bring something that makes it feel like your party too.

Volunteers to help with the setup and breakdown are hugely appreciated and will be thanked with a bribe I haven't made up yet, but I remind you that holiday tradition loves helping your fellow m- beings. Jack, if you're wondering, this is what I wanted the winter wonderland for. I just have to clear it with... someone in charge before we mess with the climate.

Oh, and Vance? If you're watching this over someone's shoulder, you suck.
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[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-12-07 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...Can I just ask about the punch bowl story?

[ Grif senses dirt. Or at least something fun. ]
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[personal profile] turntex 2016-12-07 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
i could help decorate

[Do not let him help decorate.]
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[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-12-07 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Not the only thing.
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[personal profile] steelandtemper 2016-12-07 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Upped your security. You're welcome.

[She's attempting to make friends, just being very Cortana about it.]
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[personal profile] steelandtemper 2016-12-07 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends. Got a holoemitter in there?

[She can creep via any cameras but that doesn't seem in keeping with the spirit of the holidays.]
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[personal profile] turntex 2016-12-07 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Then prepare for banners printed on regular printer paper in colorful comic sans with a fuckton of jpeg artifacts that read "merry cristmass".]

i mean ive only ever done christmas but its not like im religious or anything
dont see any reason why i couldnt hop on the hanukkah train too
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[personal profile] steelandtemper 2016-12-07 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[She laughs, then generates an image of her hologram.]

Well, it's a future thing.

[Not everyone has a physical body, gosh.]

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[personal profile] leverageintceo 2016-12-07 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Chanukah and Christmas are still celebrated, they're just less popular these days.

[Parker is...very prepared for Christmas. And actually neither upside-down nor in the ventilation system when she comes on the comms.]

It shouldn't be too hard to find things, but Earth and Mars are probably your best bets for a shopping excursion.
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[personal profile] turntex 2016-12-07 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
what about kwanza
shit theres probably wintet holidays for all sorts of alien races and religions are we accounting for that shit
i dont actually know anything about anything but christmas and hanukkah having eight days but hey gotta play devils avocate right

[personal profile] leverageintceo 2016-12-08 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, is Sub-Mariner going too? I haven't talked to her much, but she seems nice.

[WHIZZT goes the compliment, right over Parker's head.]

Yeah sure, sounds fun!
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[personal profile] turntex 2016-12-08 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
doesnt kwanza have candles
or is that hanukkah
fuck maybe its both

[personal profile] leverageintceo 2016-12-08 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Parker is Not Good at many normal people things. That's one of them. She squints, looking like she's rewinding the conversation in her head to figure out which S-, C-, and D-words he means.]

Bend your knees and elbows and try to roll with the motion to bleed off momentum. That's the best advice I have without knowing which direction she's coming from.

[Helping!]
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[personal profile] turntex 2016-12-08 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
we could still stick a stripper in it anyway
spice up the holidays a bit

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