Legionnaires Legacies: America Beeny

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[The Legion World staff maintains a feed of all Legion-related media so Legionnaires can be kept abreast of any reporting that's done on them. Two women appear on the screen, sitting at a desk, their appearances altered by glam filters so that one is all pink hair and skin and sparkles, and the other is all in blues. They look pretty flashy and tacky but this is the future. Reporters don't exist anymore; they're "personalities" now.]

Shellee: I'm Shellee Star! [That would be the pink one.]

Tammee: And I'm Tammee Tim! [That would be the blue one.]

Shellee: Welcome most popular deep investigation show on the air: Legionnaire Legacies!

Tammee: We would like to warn users that today’s footage is highly disturbing. There will be blood, gore, violence towards children, regular violence, applied violence, nudity, scenes of torture, war, disease, hunger, murder, and more. It’s recommended that children only view this through the Uncle Plorb’s Peacetime Safety Filter.

Shellee: The time: 22nd Century. The place: Mega-City One!

Tammee: City of mile-high skyscrapers and pleasure domes! City of robots and sleep machines, face-change parlors and Futsies! City of dreams...

Shellee: ...And nightmares. Do not go out at night.

Tammee: Danger lurks around every corner. Crime runs riot. Aliens and mutants prowl the streets. And worse… MUCH worse.

Shellee: A special breed of evil that demands a special breed of law enforcer. Here, there are no police, no trials, no juries... Only the Judges.

Tammee: Vested with the power of instant sentence. A Judge’s court is the streets of Mega-City One. A Judge’s word is the Law!

Shellee: Their duty: to seek out lawbreakers wherever they may be found. To administer instant justice without favor. Without mercy.

Tammee: This is the world of Judge Beeny!


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Legionnaire Legacies: Jason Lee Scott

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[The Legion World staff maintains a feed of all Legion-related media so Legionnaires can be kept abreast of any reporting that's done on them. Two women appear on the screen, sitting at a desk, their appearances altered by glam filters so that one is all pink hair and skin and sparkles, and the other is all in blues. They look pretty flashy and tacky but this is the future. Reporters don't exist anymore; they're "personalities" now.]

Shellee: I'm Shellee Star! [That would be the pink one.]

Tammee: And I'm Tammee Tim! [That would be the blue one.]

Shellee: Welcome the popular, ongoing investigations of Legion Watch: Legionnaire Legacies!

Tammee: Not all heroes are created equal. Nor are all heroes treated as they deserve.

[She pauses, waiting for Shellee to take over, but Shellee's busy taking some pills. The overlay's marked them as Rings of Saturn Titan-Strength Migraine Reducers™, available for cheap at any reputable pharmacy.]

Tammee: Ahem. And so today we examine a hero who hasn't quite gotten the reputation he might like. Presenting... Amp!


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Legionnaire Legacies: Aku

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[The Legion World staff maintains a feed of all Legion-related media so Legionnaires can be kept abreast of any reporting that's done on them. Two women appear on the screen, sitting at a desk, their appearances altered by glam filters so that one is all pink hair and skin and sparkles, and the other is all in blues. They look pretty flashy and tacky but this is the future. Reporters don't exist anymore; they're "personalities" now.]

Shellee: Good evening, everyone. I'm Shellee Star!

Tammee: And I'm Tammee Tim!

Shellee: And this is a live episode of Legion Watch: Legionnaire Legacies! Tonight, we're taking a closer look at one of our most mysterious Legionnaires. He ruled an Earth very much like our own before joining the Legion and has an affinity for fire. Introducing the self appointed Shape-shifting Master of Darkness: Aku!



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