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Dr. Stephen Strange ([personal profile] strangebargains) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-12-05 05:00 pm

[Video]

[The image is shaky at first, since he's holding it. A moment later and the image stabilizes and becomes much more than a chin or pair of nostrils. Stephen comes into view, he's wearing a red cloak with a high collar but it isn't his cloak and he's pretty miffed she didn't get pulled into this universe.]

Hello, everyone, I figure it's best to see if there's anyone I know here. New arrival, Doctor Stephen Strange, if that name rings a bell I congratulate you. That means you're alive and well because I was probably your Doctor. You're welcome.

[He waves a yellow-gloved hand. Underneath they were scarred and ached in certain temperatures, so he figured it'd be best to protect them in this manner.]

Now I've done this whole multiverse song-and-dance deal before. If I'd had the foresight to bring the Eye of Agamotto with me I could have taken care of your little problem. Chronoblivion? Been there, done that.

[He gets a dark look, and shakes it off. That sound exactly like Dormammu and he wouldn't be surprised if that simply was what they called him in this universe.]

Too many times.

Plus, what's the deal with giant world-eating entities? Do they have a club or something? Is it like what they do for fun since they're all bored in their dimensions?

Anyway. I decided to join your little group of Legionaires. I can't use magic here for some reason, but apparently I can still do some things. It's a little different from what I'm used to, but it's nice not having to worry about losing your sling ring.
littlecousin: (paparazzi? in new york?!)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2016-12-05 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a blond-haired woman with elf ears and a scaly green swimsuit, who's looking taken aback.]

Whoa, Doc, dial it down a bit.

[Nita's used to a much older, considerably less in-your-face Dr. Strange who's a family friend. A Dr. Strange who's gotten his ass kicked often enough to have learned a little humility, or at least how to tell the right moments to express arrogance.]

A lot of us have fought universe-killers, okay? You don't need to impress anyone. You're kinda making yourself look like a jerk, here.

[She's not mad, she's trying to save him from the terrible faux pas he's in the middle of committing.]
Edited 2016-12-05 19:31 (UTC)
littlecousin: (dude. totally bro tier.)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2016-12-05 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, uh, back home? Last time we needed Thanos and the personification of Death to mop it up while the rest of the universe--I'm talking Galactus and friends, here--fought a holding action, so I've got a realistic sense of how bad things can get, and I don't really think the Legion hits hard enough yet.

[Obviously he knows what all those things mean, right? Also, she's very relaxed for someone discussing cosmic horrors that represent a threat to all of reality. You get used to it, y'know?

Strange seems to have backed off the bluster a bit, so she smiles sunnily.]


Don't get me wrong, it never hurts to have the Sorcerer Supreme on your team [glossing lightly over the fact he apparently can't do sorcery anymore, ahem] but this is not shaping up to be an easy one.
littlecousin: (um eww)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2016-12-06 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
No, dude, I mean you.

[Puzzlement. What's an Ancient One.]
littlecousin: (ohmigosh!)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2016-12-06 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah?

[She knows next to nothing about all the magical-type infighting, she just knows Strange shows up with the cloak and the Eye and portentous phrases that don't actually mean anything are spoken and stuff blows up.]

The Time Trapper must've caught you really early.
walkingballpit: (9)

[personal profile] walkingballpit 2016-12-06 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Holy fish sticks, Nita, I think this means you've got seniority over Doctor Strange.
littlecousin: (basically i'm adorable)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2016-12-06 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ignore Robbie, he finds it physically painful to take anything seriously. Robbie, he's new at this, don't make it worse.

[Big sister Nita is in full effect. Brace for after school special.]

Anyway, I'm Nita Prentiss, and my universe's version of you is a friend of the family. It's nice to meet you.

[Nita smiles--she does that a lot, and they always seem sincere--and waves at the camera.]
littlecousin: (well that was easy)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2016-12-06 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
You're very similar, but you're not the same person.

[She's firm on that. Nita has the feeling he's going to be judged against the standard of a much older Stephen Strange, and found wanting, and that's not fair.]

There are an infinite number of universes, so if you don't run into duplicates once in a while, you're living a very sheltered life. You're a vast improvement on the last time this happened to me.

[Evil AU. Those are the worst.]
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littlecousin: (pic#6533404)

i am so sorry about nita's life

[personal profile] littlecousin 2016-12-06 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What, recently?

[She's a legacy character; she was born into this crap.]

So, that pep talk Richie gave you?

[Yes, she's using "pep talk" ironically.]

I was around for the bit with the Many-Angled Ones and cosmic abstracts he was talking about. I kinda accidentally time-traveled as part of a grudge match this guy with a cosmic artifact was having with a future version of himself, and landed in the middle of Richie's interdimensional war.

[Ain't even mad. Apparently, it saved her life.]

Turns out a man who was deeply decent and noble in my universe had a twin in another universe who, well, not so much. He sold his soul on his deathbed to avoid the whole "death" part. Long story short, it let in your standard mind-bending evil from beyond space and time or whatever, which infected everyone else in that universe, they killed Death, and then they decided it was time to expand into neighboring universes because when you destroy the concept of death, real estate starts to fill up fast.

Sooooo a bunch of very nasty versions of people I know and like showed up and it sucked utterly.

[She makes a "what're ya gonna do?" face and shrugs.]
littlecousin: (pic#6533395)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2016-12-07 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[A version of Dr. Strange just said "sucks" without any audible quotation marks around the word.

Wow, there really are infinite universes.]


Well, we won. It cost us a lot, though.

[She goes from nonchalant to solemn quickly, but doesn't mention Rich is one of the people who died. If he didn't mention it, it's not her place to.]
littlecousin: (what is your DAMAGE‚ heather?)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2016-12-08 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nita was raised in a very honor-centric, warlike culture, and understands instinctively that your devotion to something is measured in what you're willing to sacrifice for it. That doesn't make the sacrifice easy.]

In magic more than in most things, they tell me.

[She's actually pretty perceptive when she wants to be. Which is rarely, as a rule.]
littlecousin: (wtf you lookin' at‚ fish?)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2016-12-09 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's probably just your standard ineffable cosmic entity shenanigans.

[That...does not seem to be sarcasm.]

Doesn't seem like it has enough of a poetic sting in the tail for magic, y'know?
littlecousin: (playin' dress-up)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2016-12-12 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
For all you know, it's getting stuck as Sorcerer Supreme. "Hey, you're really good at this 'saving the world' thing, how about we make it your official job?"

[That's totally how cosmic entities talk, clearly.]

It's like how you should never volunteer for anything unless you want to be in charge of it forever.
walkingballpit: (11)

[personal profile] walkingballpit 2016-12-06 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
I take some stuff seriously. Crunchy vs smooth Jif - tsk tsk very serious business. Ketchup on steak: Genius or the great American folly? Quik or Yoohoo. Dave Matthews Band.

[ He'll take proving your point for 100, Nita. ]