[ Thanks. Robbie will pretend that York's not pretending to have not noticed. La la la. ]

Nah. You got the York and Shire thing because it worked, as far as I knew. Besides, he's tiny, and I read the Hobbit when I was 10. If I can't make myself laugh, what's the point in life?

And Locksley - you try coming up with riffs on the word Locksmith without any prep. It's a work in progress.