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Robbie Baldwin ([personal profile] walkingballpit) wrote in [community profile] thelegion 2016-12-31 02:47 pm (UTC)

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Yeah, but it's not like you cornered the market on meathead. They're all meatheads, when you talk to them. Have you tried talking to an Avenger lately? You'd get a lot further talking to a literal pork butt.

[ He tries to make the shrug audible, but it's really hard to do without a Members Only jacket. So he kicks it over to video and then shrugs again. ]

You know you weren't that bad. Okay, you were kind of like a one-man cast of Baywatch, but have you seen what passes for TV here? I don't think a past history of rampaging ego would make the cut.

[ Robbie rakes his hair back as he figures out a delicate way to point out that the war will make for much juicier television than the attitude of a teenager too green to know any better.

Yeah, there's no way to gently allude to the death of billions.
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They'll go for the gut punch, but I think it won't be so bad. You're too... [ Dopey do-goodery. Square-jawed. Apple pie, but with a massive pile of street meat on top. ] ... lame for them.

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