...I'm starting to feel like I'm the only person from my corner of the multiverse or whatever without a dark and troubled past. I mean, ominous secrets maybe, but...

[ Grif crunches on some space funyuns and shrugs. ]

I got drafted into a space war to fight aliens, but then instead of aliens they had me fight a bunch of blue guys for a flag. Only it was less "fighting" and more "pretending to fight when my boss managed to make me" and finding good places to nap.

...Then some shit happened with a mercenary and an AI and I don't even know, man, it was weird.