[Oh, that must be what 'work a banana' means. Wash really is good at it. It's an impressive skill, no wonder York was telling people about it.]

It's not the legal thing to do. 'Legal' and 'right' are two completely different concepts.

[She is dating a nerd, she has seen alignment charts, Wash.]

I doubt we'll be able to fool Brainy, but he's told me that I'm allowed to take my flight ring home with me so I can use it for work. He said he'd be proud if I did, actually. He'll require very little prompting to 'accidentally' leave information where we can make copies. Again, plausible deniability.