[You're a champion of laziness we can all only aspire to be like, Grif.

But for his part, Dave just leans heavily against the back of the couch he's slumped on to give Grif a pointedly disbelieving look. Amazing how that can be communicated even though the shades.]

Are you seriously trying to tell me you've never had a hankering for bacon specifically or any other sort of craving? Shit, I learned not to be a picky eater outta necessity but sometimes you just gotta go to the ends of the earth for the particular sort of grease you're jonesin' for.