I think by this point, I've gleaned every possible slang word and mental image about human male genitalia there is in existence thanks to your neverending diatribes and monologues and one-sided poetry slams. You're preoccupied with the subject the way I am with romance.

[Come on Karkat all you had to do was complain about the bad pun he didn't even use.]

I don't know if we ever came up with a crude word for it the way humans evidently rushed to do, but the concept's familiar enough.