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[Wash is in a lounge, having propped his omnicom on a piece of furniture so that the video shows him and the gun resting on his lap. That is definitely not his gun. Those quick on the uptake might also notice blood on his arm, like he's just been in a fight or something.]

Public service announcement: there's someone on the habitat deck in a skull mask running around and pointing guns at people's heads. He's kind of a dick, and evidently he can turn into a black cloud at will, like some kind of crossover between Ghostface and Imhotep.

[Has anyone seen either of those movies? No? Okay, moving on. He tilts the gun so it's more easily visible on camera, and yep, that is definitely one of Reaper's guns, and it is definitely not with Reaper.]

I didn't really appreciate him pointing this one at me, so I...called dibs on it. He can't have it back.

[It doesn't matter if you can't read expressions through armor; the self-satisfied smirk in Wash's tone is practically visible all on its own.]

He might still be up there, lying on the floor near the Egyptian temple. Unconscious. I may have stunned the hell out of him.

[Look at all zero of the regrets he has. Look at them.]

Also, I've decided our next movie night is going to be Scream, because when I call this guy a half-assed Ghostface ripoff, I really want you all to know what I'm talking about.

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Oh my god Wash is right, this is a horror movie. Here's the mysterious dude appearing to tell us how we unleashed the devil's second cousin and we're gonna have to sacrifice a goat under the harvest moon to stop that shit.

[ Grif has figured this all out. He is a winner. ]

Joke's on you buddy, the future is vegans and they're not gonna give us a goat.

This isn't a horror movie.

That's exactly the kind of thing a guy in a horror movie would say.

Horror movies have idiots, too. Usually the first to die.

Don't talk about Wash like that.

I was talking about the both of you.

Dude, my superpower is running away from things. You don't have anything to worry about.

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If this is a horror movie, does that mean everyone who's had sex dies?

[ The children shall inherit the earth. Or the Legion World. Whatever. ]

We're not teenagers, so nah. We're good.

That just means you're either useless or you're going to give some good advice, then mess up and die.

I'd also like to point out that I have superpowers.

Those just make it worse! Didn't you see The Shining?

I have good superpowers.

That's not how it went in Piranha Part Two.

Which was garbage and you know it.

Sorry you hate fun!

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If you have to bring up Piranha Part Two, you've already lost the argument.

Next you're going to tell me that you hated Sharknado.

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I was going to say something about fighting over a seashell to decide who gets to be Legion Leader when all the older people are gone, but then I realized that if this is a horror movie, I won't get to be one of the good guys.

[Dipper is digging through his closest as he holds his omnicom.]

I need to find a good outfit for when Mabel and I turn into the creepy ghost twins that you guys see at the end of every hallway.

I'll take creepy ghost twins over being trapped in the Cube.

You lost me on that reference but I'm guessing it's like the movie Tetrahedron?

Uh. Maybe? People trapped in a giant cube full of rooms, some of them are deathtraps, one dude gets diced into pieces by a grid of razor wire...

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How's your sister taking the being a superhero thing, Dipper?

[ Grif hasn't met her, but the fact Dipper's sister is here has drifted around a bit. ]

[Dipper shouts over his shoulder.]

Hey Mabel, someone you don't know wants to know how you feel about being a superhero now!

[ Almost immediately comes the sound of Mabel charging in. She shoves Dipper over so the two of them, and waddles, can be visible. ]

LIKE THIS.

[ She produces a few pieces of paper she "borrowed" from Dipper which are stuck together and covered in... who knows what. It looks like something might have been spilled on it. But, there's a drawing of herself in the center. She's in her hamster ball laughing maniacally while her fake entourage cheers her on. ]

Just pretend the maple syrup is glue, and the crunched up pieces of candy are glitter! I don't have any real art supplies yet.

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